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Sébastien Tellier : du sexe en tube

Sébastien Tellier est un génie. Iconoclaste, complexe, l’homme est en passe de réinventer la chanson française. Sur ses deux premiers albums, il explorait la famille et la politique. En paix avec lui-même, l’auteur de « La Ritournelle » s’attaque désormais au sexe. Produit par Guy Man, moitié de Daft Punk, son nouvel album, « Sexuality » est une larme de champagne qui glisse sur les hanches d’une femme. Un objet musical comme notre contrée en produit trop peu. Sébastien, la France te dit merci.

les chateaux de la loire

Les jardins de chaumont sur loire

Ministry of silly walk

The sketch:

(A man dressed in suit complete with bowler hat comes into shop. He has a silly walk and keeps doing little jumps and then three long paces without moving the top of his body. He buys a paper, then we follow him as he leaves the shop.)

Minister: 'Times' please.

Shopkeeper: Oh yes sir, here you are.

Minister: Thank you.

Shopkeeper: Cheers.

(The Minister leaves the shop, from which we see a line of gas men stretching back up the road to Mrs Pinnet,s house (as featured in the New Gas Cooker Sketch), and walks off in an indescribably silly manner. Cut to him proceeding along Whitehall, and into a building labelled 'Ministry of Silly Walks '.

Inside the building he passes three other men, each walking in their own eccentric way. Cut to an office; a man is sitting waiting. The minister enters eccentrically.)

Minister: Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work. (sits at desk) Now then, what was it again?

Mr Pudey: Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.

Minister: I see. May I see your silly walk?

Mr Pudey: Yes, certainly, yes.

(He gets up and does a few steps, lifting the bottom part of his left leg sharply at every alternate pace. He stops.)

Minister: That's it, is it?

Mr Pudey: Yes, that's it, yes.

Minister: lt's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Mr Pudey: Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly.

Minister: (rising) Mr Pudey, (he walks about behind the desk in a very silly fashion) the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence! Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. (he sits down) Coffee?

Mr Pudey: Yes please.

Minister: (pressing intercom) Now Mrs Two-Lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please?

Intercom Voice: Yes, Mr Teabag.

Minister: ... Out of her mind. Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.

(Enter secretary with tray with two cups on it. She has a particularly jerky silly walk which means that by the time she reaches the minister there is no coffee left in the cups. The minister has a quick look in the cups, and smiles understandingly.)

Minister: Thank you - lovely. (she exits still carrying tray and cups) You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?

Mr Pudey: Oh rather. Yes.

Minister: Well take a look at this, then.

(He products a projector from beneath his desk already spooled up and plugged in. He flicks a switch and it beams onto the opposite wall. The film shows a sequence of six old-fashioned silly walkers. The film is old silent-movie type, scratchy, jerky and 8mm quality. All the participants wear 1900's type costume. One has huge shoes with soles a foot thick, one is a woman, one has. very long 'Little Tich' shoes. Cut back to office. The minister hurls the projector away. Along with papers and everything else on his desk. He leans forward.)

Minister: Now Mr Pudey. I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French

Mr Pudey: La Marche Futile?

(Cut to two Frenchmen, wearing striped jerseys and berets, standing in a field with a third man who is entirely covered by a sheet.)

First Frenchman: Bonjour ... et maintenant ... comme d'habitude, au sujet du Le Marché Commun. Et maintenant, je vous presente, encore une fois, mon ami, le pouf célèbre, Jean-Brian Zatapathique. (he removes his moustache and sticks it onto the other Frenchman)

Second Frenchman: Merci, mon petit chou-chou Brian Trubshawe. Et maintenant avec les pieds à droite, et les pieds au gauche, et maintenant l'Anglais-Française Marche Futile, et voilà

(They unveil the third man and walk off He is facing to camera left and appears to be dressed as a city gent; then he turns about face and we see on his fight half he is dressed au style francais. He moves off into the distance in eccentric speeded-up motion.)

MONTY PYTHONS , Le sacré graal

HEAD KNIGHT OF NI:  Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!
ARTHUR:  Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT:  We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM:  Ni!
ARTHUR:  No!  Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
HEAD KNIGHT:  The same!
BEDEVERE:  Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT:  We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!
RANDOM:  Neee-wom!
ARTHUR:  Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT:  The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR:  Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT:  Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!...
ARTHUR:  Ow!  Ow!  Ow!  Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT:  We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR:  Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT:  We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:  A what?
KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY:  Ow!  Oh!
ARTHUR:  Please, please!  No more!  We will find you a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:  You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass
through this wood alive!
ARTHUR:  O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:  One that looks nice.
ARTHUR:  Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT:  And not too expensive.
ARTHUR:  Yes.
HEAD KNIGHT:  Now... go!

Ma déco kitsch

TOUT CE QUE JE TOUCHE , JE LE TRANSFORME ....

Mardi 1er juillet est un grand évènement

Et oui même mes madeleines sont kitsch....

Mes madeleines colorées ....mais qui peut y résister ? je suis une artiste.....que voulez vous , c'est la vie!

Voilà mon secret :

Pour 8 personne(s)

225 g de farine,

175 g de sucre,

100 g de beurre,

1 paquet de levure en poudre,

4 oeufs,

1 citron,

Dans une terrine, battez ensemble les oeufs entiers et le sucre jusqu'à ce que ce dernier soit entièrement fondu.Ajoutez la farine et la levure tamisée ensemble, le zeste râpé du citron puis le beurre fondu.

Beurrez avec un pinceau les plaques de moules à madelaine, saupoudrez-les de farine et secouez-les pour faire tomber l'excédent.A la poche a douille de 10 millimètres, remplissez chaque moule.Laissez reposer 20 minutes.pendant ce temps, faites chauffer le four à 240°C(8-9 au thermostat). Enfournez, laissez cuire 8 minutes environ.


+ ajouter quelques goutes de colorant alimentaire dans la pâte....ne vous inquiétez pas ce n'est ni mortel , ni toxique et en plus ça n' pas de goût!